Volcano Butt

Warning: If you can't stomach poop talk this blog is not for you!

Little boys will pee on you, but my daughter will poop on you. It has become official, Isabelle has a volcanic rear. In her short life she has christened a few of the people who love her. I thought I had mastered changing her diaper without getting hit. The other night I found out you can't prepare for every situation. She has been sleeping for about 8-9 hours straight and waking up around 5a.m. to eat. She woke up to eat and I thought she smelled. I opened her diaper and there was nothing there so I lifted her butt and waited a second. Again nothing. I removed that diaper and lifted her butt to put the new one underneath when she got me. I feed her on the couch so she was laying on the couch in front of me. Somehow poop ended up all over me from my collarbone all the way down to the couch and even on the pillow that was behind my back! I haven't been so grossed out in a long time. I had to laugh though. She just stared at me and let me know she wanted to eat again before she fell back asleep. I know she was laughing inside! Wouldn't you? It's amazing what babies get away with isn't it?